Dustman121

baldy-locks:

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

I HAVE SEEN THIS POST ON MY DASH ABOUT 10 TIMES TONIGHT AND I ONLY JUST REALISED HIS HAND IS SMALL OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

I HAVE SEEN THIS POST ON MY DASH ABOUT 10 TIMES TONIGHT AND I ONLY JUST REALISED HIS HAND IS SMALL OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

brattyconifer:

perplexedfeline:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

lasso

In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.

thegoddamazon:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

Lmfdhhdhfhfdjjsidhd

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens?

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

psyducked:

time is up your mortgage was due, now it is time to pay

goldenclitoris:

*touches own butt*
is this what sex feels like

outsetisland:

they came out in a thunderstorm to celebrate a garbage can

cbiscuits:

threats are fun

tangarang:

u dont understand i was raised in an asian family were savages over this kind of thing.