now hold on just a diddly-darn minute
I HAVE SEEN THIS POST ON MY DASH ABOUT 10 TIMES TONIGHT AND I ONLY JUST REALISED HIS HAND IS SMALL OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
brb laughing my ass off
the fuck is a texas bender
In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
time is up your mortgage was due, now it is time to pay
*touches own butt*
is this what sex feels like
they came out in a thunderstorm to celebrate a garbage can
threats are fun
u dont understand i was raised in an asian family were savages over this kind of thing.